| What Should I Do If... |
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I’m keeping some dope in the house |
................. |
pp. 16 |
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I’d prefer not to get busted for my roommate’s
dope |
................. |
pp. 23 |
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Someone at my party starts flopping about and foaming at the
mouth |
................. |
pp. 27 |
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The cops bust this outrageously illegal house party |
................. |
pp. 29 |
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I’m the designated dope scorer for the bachelor party |
................. |
pp. 45 |
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I’m whacked out and face-to-face with the fuzz |
................. |
pp. 73 |
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Dope’s being smoked and cops are banging on the door |
................. |
pp. 90 |
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Dope’s being smoked and an RA’s banging on the
dorm room door |
................. |
pp. 108 |
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My party is likely to be sufficiently outrageous to warrant
police action |
................. |
pp. 113 |
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While driving the Dope Mobile I see a flashing sign, ‘Drug
Checkpoint 1 Mile’ |
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pp. 137 |
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I’m wasted and/or blunted and I get pulled over |
................. |
pp. 139 |
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I’m down at the precinct after getting busted on a DUI
rap |
................. |
pp. 144 |
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The dirty laundry on my hard drive could ruin me |
................. |
pp. 165 |
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The bastards spring a gotcha! drug test on me at the j-o-b |
................. |
pp. 177 |
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I bomb my drug test |
................. |
pp. 180 |
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I’m making my one and only call from jail and I want
to make it count |
................. |
pp. 206 |
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I really, really need to ace my bail hearing |
................. |
pp. 217 |
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I’ve got to hire a drug bust attorney (and I had to
steal this book) |
................. |
pp. 230 |
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The DA tells me if I don’t cop out right now he’ll
make me his punk ass |
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pp. 255 |
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I just survived my night in jail and I get offered a deal
in the morning |
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pp. 263 |
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I want pretend this bust never happened |
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pp. 283 |
